Habnel is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing crab.

Habnel created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Habnel, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Habnel, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Habnel's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Habnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Never skip near porpoises.

3. Never sit in the presence of goats.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not make images of living things.