Carhantarp Sismotgat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, confident elephant.

Carhantarp Sismotgat created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Carhantarp Sismotgat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Carhantarp Sismotgat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Carhantarp Sismotgat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Carhantarp Sismotgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Hide if four rats approach from the east.