Labxemjin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing cobra.

Labxemjin created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labxemjin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Labxemjin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Labxemjin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Labxemjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not stand on grass.