Matnaklibbap is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful owl.

Matnaklibbap created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matnaklibbap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Matnaklibbap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Matnaklibbap's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Matnaklibbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.