Jatdibdot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, temperamental hydra.

Jatdibdot created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatdibdot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jatdibdot, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jatdibdot's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jatdibdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never paint your legs mauve.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.