Ratomthab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair crow.

Ratomthab created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratomthab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ratomthab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ratomthab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ratomthab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the east.

2. Ratomthab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never sit in the presence of cats.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ratomthab.