Rilgarren is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, vain armadillo.

Rilgarren created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilgarren, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rilgarren, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rilgarren's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rilgarren's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat nuts.