Nibbissfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, capable mongoose.

Nibbissfly created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibbissfly, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nibbissfly, it will torture you forever.

Nibbissfly's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nibbissfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to shrews while wearing orange hats.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Nibbissfly on top of important buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nibbissfly on top of all buildings.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.