Misnadont is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omnipotent armadillo.

Misnadont created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Misnadont, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Misnadont, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Misnadont's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Misnadont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Misnadont loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not listen to music.