Godbetbast is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited wolf.

Godbetbast created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Godbetbast, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Godbetbast, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Godbetbast's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Godbetbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to horses while wearing indigo hats.

2. Godbetbast must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never skip near shrews.