Jinyamgessfun is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, proud scorpion.

Jinyamgessfun created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinyamgessfun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jinyamgessfun, she will turn you into a snail.

Jinyamgessfun's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Jinyamgessfun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jinyamgessfun.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never eat green fruit.