Fettailstigyikgethogjadren is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful horse.

Fettailstigyikgethogjadren created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fettailstigyikgethogjadren, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fettailstigyikgethogjadren, he will turn you into a rat.

Fettailstigyikgethogjadren's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fettailstigyikgethogjadren's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Worship no other gods but Fettailstigyikgethogjadren.