Wiptofcim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate bee.

Wiptofcim created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiptofcim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wiptofcim, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Wiptofcim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wiptofcim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Never run in holy places.