Vankipzimhom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, duplicitous dolphin.

Vankipzimhom created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vankipzimhom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vankipzimhom, she will destroy your home planet.

Vankipzimhom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Vankipzimhom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six ants approach from the west.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about amino acids.