Cibripbatstip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, kind monkey.

Cibripbatstip created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Cibripbatstip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibripbatstip, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cibripbatstip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cibripbatstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about cell theory.