Canshavnad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent wyrm.

Canshavnad created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Canshavnad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Canshavnad, it will destroy your favourite star.

Canshavnad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Canshavnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Canshavnad loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Do not commit murder.