Tunlarntad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring bird.

Tunlarntad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunlarntad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tunlarntad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tunlarntad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tunlarntad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tunlarntad.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.