Spagcebdut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident wombat.

Spagcebdut created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Spagcebdut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Spagcebdut, it will destroy your favourite star.

Spagcebdut's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Spagcebdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Worship no other gods but Spagcebdut.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.