Dodbesskinxucniggadveen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able monkey.

Dodbesskinxucniggadveen created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodbesskinxucniggadveen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodbesskinxucniggadveen, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dodbesskinxucniggadveen's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dodbesskinxucniggadveen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never sing near pigs.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Never feed carrots to horses while wearing yellow scarves.