Catgettencabdit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous owl.

Catgettencabdit created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catgettencabdit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Catgettencabdit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Catgettencabdit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Catgettencabdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.