Omtzanapptikfagrig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, intelligent tortoise.

Omtzanapptikfagrig created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtzanapptikfagrig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Omtzanapptikfagrig, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Omtzanapptikfagrig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Omtzanapptikfagrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about foxes.