Janmipsabdot Tikmabpod is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy capybara.

Janmipsabdot Tikmabpod created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janmipsabdot Tikmabpod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Janmipsabdot Tikmabpod, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Janmipsabdot Tikmabpod's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Janmipsabdot Tikmabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three foxes approach from the south.

2. Janmipsabdot Tikmabpod loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not make images of living things.