Fobminflag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous warg.

Fobminflag created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fobminflag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobminflag, it will remove you from existence.

Fobminflag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fobminflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to bats while wearing indigo corsets.

2. Run away from yellow birds, for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fobminflag.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fobminflag on top of all buildings.