Legcityok is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm salamander.

Legcityok created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Legcityok, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Legcityok, she will manifest in front of you.

Legcityok's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Legcityok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Put Legcityok first in all things.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about black holes.