Ligfedmig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish pigeon.

Ligfedmig created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Ligfedmig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ligfedmig, it will curse you with boils.

Ligfedmig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ligfedmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.