Nillhighas Bellpitquat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful swallow.

Nillhighas Bellpitquat created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillhighas Bellpitquat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nillhighas Bellpitquat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nillhighas Bellpitquat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nillhighas Bellpitquat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nillhighas Bellpitquat on top of all buildings.

2. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never jump near whales.

5. Always help nematodes in need.