Bimvindon is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, witty gnu.

Bimvindon created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimvindon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bimvindon, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bimvindon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bimvindon's Holy Commandments

1. Bimvindon loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about moons.