Bot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, calm tapir.

Bot created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bot, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bot's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Put Bot first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.