Ceblidomt is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing gorilla.

Ceblidomt created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceblidomt, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ceblidomt, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ceblidomt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ceblidomt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ceblidomt.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention whales.