Vagmotaf is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, temperamental dryad.

Vagmotaf created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagmotaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vagmotaf, she will laugh at you.

Vagmotaf's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Vagmotaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.