Kiprillfas Sagfaghig Largkikfen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, idiotic jellyfish.

Kiprillfas Sagfaghig Largkikfen created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiprillfas Sagfaghig Largkikfen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kiprillfas Sagfaghig Largkikfen, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kiprillfas Sagfaghig Largkikfen's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kiprillfas Sagfaghig Largkikfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.