Fodtaljab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, competent armadillo.

Fodtaljab created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodtaljab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodtaljab, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fodtaljab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fodtaljab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five iron sculptures of Fodtaljab on top of important buildings.

2. You must love Fodtaljab.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Put Fodtaljab first in all things.

5. Hide from brown frogs for they are unholy.