Kipdogxinbom is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kipdogxinbom created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipdogxinbom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kipdogxinbom, she will turn you into a duck.

Kipdogxinbom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kipdogxinbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never mention dogs.