Wanarplist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful badger.

Wanarplist created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanarplist, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wanarplist, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wanarplist's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Wanarplist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never wear red scarves.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Do not run in public.