Yokkenmonflig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast squid.

Yokkenmonflig created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokkenmonflig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yokkenmonflig, he will destroy your home planet.

Yokkenmonflig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yokkenmonflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must pray to Yokkenmonflig nine times a day.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.