Tailfethog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unfair sheep.

Tailfethog created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tailfethog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tailfethog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tailfethog's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tailfethog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.