Gunrig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, charitable faun.

Gunrig created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Gunrig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gunrig, she will turn you into a rat.

Gunrig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gunrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near frogs.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.