Xemhotvin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, temperamental weasel.

Xemhotvin created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemhotvin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemhotvin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Xemhotvin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Xemhotvin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.