Tambudgep is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable bee.

Tambudgep created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tambudgep, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tambudgep, it will turn you into a goat.

Tambudgep's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tambudgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Run away if nine monkeys approach from the west.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tambudgep.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.