Betbodnelxuc Gublikflap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered salamander.

Betbodnelxuc Gublikflap created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betbodnelxuc Gublikflap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Betbodnelxuc Gublikflap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Betbodnelxuc Gublikflap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Betbodnelxuc Gublikflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never wear ear rings.