Hivgovbess is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful sheep.

Hivgovbess created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Hivgovbess, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hivgovbess, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hivgovbess' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hivgovbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.