Dobhakvol is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective crow.

Dobhakvol created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dobhakvol, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dobhakvol, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dobhakvol's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dobhakvol's Holy Commandments

1. Dobhakvol loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not shave your feet.