Pogfliscab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient shark.

Pogfliscab created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Pogfliscab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pogfliscab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pogfliscab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pogfliscab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck brown.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Worship no other gods but Pogfliscab.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.