Larggidcem is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish yak.

Larggidcem created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Larggidcem, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Larggidcem, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Larggidcem's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Larggidcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Never wear yellow coats.

5. Never mention porpoises.