Gumlippit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy deer.

Gumlippit created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumlippit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gumlippit, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gumlippit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gumlippit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect your elders.