Dodjapved is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane gorilla.

Dodjapved created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodjapved, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dodjapved, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dodjapved's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dodjapved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Put Dodjapved first in all things.

5. Never eat bark.