Nuttflabhud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent armadillo.

Nuttflabhud created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttflabhud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nuttflabhud, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nuttflabhud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nuttflabhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never skip in the presence of dolphins.

5. Never write about black holes.