Yargupsid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, confident dingo.

Yargupsid created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yargupsid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yargupsid, he will be very sad.

Yargupsid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yargupsid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect five silver sculptures of Yargupsid on top of important buildings.

4. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the west.

5. Never eat green fruit.