Midgepleg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring walrus.

Midgepleg created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Midgepleg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Midgepleg, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Midgepleg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Midgepleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about amino acids.