Weehuggom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciless weasel.

Weehuggom created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Weehuggom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Weehuggom, he will jump up and down on your head.

Weehuggom's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Weehuggom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray mice for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sit in the presence of cats.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always take life seriously.